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Frequently Asked Questions

How do I get to the Lonely Hearts Retreat?

I don't know.

What kind of team is right for the Lonely Hearts Retreat?

I don't know.

What size team can you accomodate?

Please stop overwhelming me with difficult and often embarrassing questions.

Is there really wifi available?

What? No! Who told you there was wifi? Anyway, Jesus said that when you die there's no hubbis or wifis. So you may as well get used to it.